Music Code Here
'til the rivers run dry
Ink in my Veins

cybunnies:

thespeedofsloth:

thefaultinourthirdstar:

tankthoughts:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Hardworkin’ Immigrant. AKA Superman

TIS I
THE INVISIBLE COP WHO GETS AWAY WITH MURDER

Human corpse on life support. ..

It is i, the pedestrian

MY FIANCE’S WOULD BE “SUPER CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE”

And

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT HE DOES

he is tech support and customer service rep jfc

rhymeswithrad:

Paul Fryer

Lucifer (Morning star), 2008

Anodized aluminum, silicon rubber cord,

wax work figure, feathers, concrete

this is the single most painfully beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

(Source: 2headedsnake)

forkanna:

rainbowninjaprincess1:

forkanna:

hellyeahpuckentine

Thank you, tiny potato

200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED

desixlb:

so blue.

© desixlb 2014

salaxarslvtherin:

fullmetalcupcake:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Okay, but if it’s liquefied apple fetus, then that means that it is an apple, so then it is forced cannibalism.  

This post just went in a full circle and I still can’t breathe

Artist: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Track: "I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER"
Plays: 30,837 plays

jean-shut-up:

jean-shut-up:

jean-shut-up:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

I’ve kind of just been staring at my computer screen for 10 mins and mouth refuses to close and the fearful expression on my face will not change.

My mom just asked me if I’m alright and I still have not replied

WOW MY MOM JUST ASKED ME IF I WANTED A HAMBURGER FOR LUNCH AND I KIND OF JUST STARTED TO CRY OH MY GOD WHY

Track: "Shrek La Shrek"
Plays: 208,103 plays

starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

(Source: myfavoritefashionthings)

thestrawberrychip:

twofingerswhiskey:

real-hiphophead:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

Don’t snitch. That is all.

As a person who knows what extreme starvation feels like - even as recently as 2 weeks ago - I honestly can’t hate a person who takes food to feed their families, if they can’t afford food and rent that month. I honestly can’t hate that teenager and his little brother taking the food from the store near us and looking straight at me, and seeing the hunger in their eyes. The desperation. I honestly can’t hate the kids who ended up handing out soft drinks and sandwiches they made with supplies taken from the cooking classroom that were going to be thrown out so everyone had enough to eat. I just cannot.

Those who say theft is never necessary are people who have never been in a position where they needed to steal to survive. 

(Source: anarchismwillwin)

actuallynotkira:

punkrock-girlnextdoor:

cristiinkn:

i found this without context and

actuallynotkira

I’m highly offended for SEVERAL reasons.